we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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