Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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