My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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