Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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