Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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