Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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