therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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