Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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