My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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