ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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