May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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