the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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