Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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