Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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