spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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