Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
