sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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