What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
50% drunk capacity currently
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So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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