i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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