i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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