We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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