Those balls look pretty dangerous.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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