let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
A bitchslap is in order.
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