We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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