i just google imaged poop.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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