I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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