found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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