STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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