i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
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I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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