sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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