3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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