I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Just high enough for therapy.
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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