omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize
