Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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