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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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