..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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