I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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