Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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