Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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