me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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