D3 body, D1 cock
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
When are your genitals available?
Randomize
