It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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