I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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