i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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