Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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