Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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