i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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