why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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