Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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