I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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