How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
two words...techno handjob
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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