you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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