sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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