awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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